Summer Haiku Poems

It’s summertime! So yay sun! Or not, for those who aren’t summer persons. Here are some haikus about my complete love for summer, because summers are made to for us to play and have fun. (It’s a shame that I needed to look up how to make haiku poems. So much for it being child’s play.)  And a few photographs which has nothing to do with summer and my feelings for said season.

 

Oh, summer days!

Hot as hell you season time.

I hate you, really do.

I never liked you,

days of the scorching sunlight.

Go away, please.

The birds come singing.

But on Twitter I do tweet

summer so boring.

 

Flowers are blooming.

Look! Busy bees come buzzing.

I hope they sting you.

Trees do bear their fruits.

During summertime they do.

You’re dry as a prune.

The sun shines so high

Blazing up the horizon

I hope you go blind.

 

The beach inviting

Bare your skin and enjoy it.

You are very fat!

Going to the pool!

Splash in your new bathing suit.

Cover up, damn you!

Don’t sweat it out, friend

Just enjoy the heat and play

You sweat like a hog.

 

I wish I like you

Maybe next year I will do

Or maybe not, bitch.

Everybody’s out

Spending time under the sun

I hate everyone.

“Oh summer, how I don’t really like you that much. But I’m not giving up. Every year, I still look forward to finally liking you. This year is looking like it’s not gonna change! But you’d come around pretty soon.”

 

Tinted Photographs (What a Lame Title)

Since we kinda lost our internet connection for about two weeks, I took that tw0-week-with-no-internet break as a chance to sort all of the stuff I have in my computer because they are the main reason why the computer’s so slow.

I also took the opportunity to play around with Adobe Photoshop. I really want to learn everything a person should know about Photoshop just because I consider the mastery of PS as a talent.

So I took some of the photos from my drive, opened PS, experimented with the tools and adjustments and played around with all the Actions I have downloaded beforehand just for the sake of killing time and maybe learning something from trial and error.

I am also posting this because I want to post something and I have nothing else to post . I tried my best to be relevant by writing something about the RH Bill the other time but I failed. I am easily distracted by trivial stuff I stumble upon the internet. I don’t have my copy of FHM May 2011 yet  (and I’m still thinking if I should buy one) so I can’t do my so-called monthly review of the magazine.

And as much as I want to give my photos respective titles, I can’t. I just can’t. I find it too disturbing. HAHAHA. And if you wish to suggest titles for the photographs(GOD bless you if you are reading this), feel free to leave comments, OK?

I would also love to specify the actions and adjustments I applied on each photo but I can’t remember. There are no steps in making random stuff, right?

So here they are.

Yes, that’s a giant spider. The one we usually see atop electric posts – with nylon-like web.

A flower whose name I don’t know.

It’s really fun to take photos of ants at work. Plus they love the camera – and your body if you are not careful.

This fruit’s shape reminds me of something. No, I’m not telling what.

Wala. Macro lang ng gate sa sementeryo.

Oh, it took me forever to edit this. Labor of love. It’s a plant growing from a crack on the wall of a cemetery.

Taken from a moving vehicle. My favorite. I gave myself a pat on the back for this.

aaaaand the dirty finger..