#133: Niña Jose on FHM August 2011 + FHM 3D 2.0

I remember my very first magazine in 3D. It wasn’t FHM August 2010. It was a K-Zone magazine released eons ago. Yes, I used to collect that kiddie magazine before. Not strange. Then I decided to drop that rag and just collect FHM.  I used to collect K-Zone AND FHM at the same time until I realized that it’s awkward to go to a magazine store and purchase those magazines. Not to mention the countless times when my age was questioned by the cashier.

Oh how I miss the kiddie stuff present on K-Zone. But then again, who said that FHM is short with ‘innocent’ stuff? I mean young, innocent-looking babes. Take or example this month’s cover star, Niña Jose. That tall, sweet-looking one half of anniversary cover girls three years back with that Hazel Mendoza.

Also available this issue are 3D glasses. This is FHM’s second issue in 3D. This made us see girls (in lingerie) like they’re real as they  can be  but untouchable, still. Almost everyone in this issue is wearing those, as Wikipedia puts it, fashionable and possibly alluring undergarments designed to be visually appealing or erotic called lingerie.

Ah. Sweet-looking lasses, in lingerie, in 3D. Could this issue get any better? Of course. It was Xander Angeles and his team from Edge of Light did majority of the shoots. Knock-out? Yes, indeed.

THE COVER.

Oh yes, it’s awesome. Niña Jose looking every inch of a sexy lass. Very unlike her cover of 40 months back. This time it’s classier, sexier and short of awkward pose and exposure.

THE COVER GIRL.

Niña Jose’s feature this month is miles away from her FHM debut. This time, miss Jose has more oozing sex appeal. And her sh0ot with Xander Angeles has nary an awkward pose nor a grainy photo. The styling was superb (studded corset, anyone?) and her eyes were piercing and sexy.

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Evident (or not) though, is Niña Jose’s weight gain. Go check her BTS video at fhm.com.ph. Check 1:40. Of course it’s forgivable. You know, there is something about tall, cute-faced and lean girls.

FHM in 3D

3D-fied babes this year are: Joyce Jimenez, Jennylyn Mercado, Assunta de Rossi, Aubrey Miles, Francine Prieto, Rufa Mae Quinto, Maureen Larrazabal, Katrina Halili and Maggie Wilson.

My favorite photo has to be Aubrey Miles’, just because…

This year has got to be the better 3D issue because more parts of the magazine were 3D-fied. More babes in 3D means more uses for the 3D glasses and more fun.

INSIDE BABES

Saicy

Starter Babe Jaycee Parker (with awkward looking hair) appearing two-months in a row with a single photo; GF Ayumi Sogawa; Korean sensation Jinri Park (in less clothing); Saicy Aguila with looking more mature compared to her March 2010 appearance; Macau hottie, Iwa (not Moto. Not pale); Reality star Savannah Lamsen (with big hair); and color-crazy Mexican host Vanessa Leon.

Iwa

In a nutshell, featured girls this month are looking mighty fine in lingerie + each one of them with a 3D picture to boot.

Whoa. Whoa. Just Whoa!

UPDATE!!!
I’ve got nice Jinri Park photos from her fan-page on Facebook. You’re welcome.

*the last one’s an unpublished photo

FEATURED READS

I have only read the article about the Php500 in 5 days challenge. It was cool. Surviving 5 days with only 500 pesos in tow is feasible, but not easy. And yes, that amazingly morbid feature about the art of torture.

Other articles this month include a guide to doing household chores successfully, a guide to living an immortal life and a guide to scoring a date or two with your lovely office mate.

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Lovely issue, as always. AWESOME in a walking-around-with-3D-glasses-on way. Ok. It’s awesome, period. AWESOME.

*images from fhm.com.ph and Jinri Park on Facebook

Because I can’t wait for FHM Philippines’ March 2011 issue..

 

FHM March 2011 teaser from the Bullpen

It is the last day of February and I was roaming the the nearest mall like a ghost (or anything you can relate to roaming, except cellphones *hwehwe*). Aside from doing some grocery shopping with my nanay, I always make it to a point to visit magazine stands/shops to check-out and buy the latest issue of FHM. I also check back issues just to get my hands on issues that I missed for some reasons.

My first stop on magazine-hunting moments is the magazine section of SM Hypermart which is situated on the entrance of the grocery. Then I check FILBAR’S, which is my favorite place to buy stuff. Maybe there is something with the feeling of being surrounded by printed words. On bad days, I also check Book Sale, National Bookstore and Watson’s (because they have the magazines earlier than the others). To cut this shit short, I failed to score the latest issue of FHM today. I wasn’t really disappointed because I already know that FHM 03/11 will be released tomorrow, March 1.

I shouldn’t be disappointed, but still.

Good thing I sc0red two back issues of FHM- June 2010 (#119) and August 2010 (#121)

FHM #119 (June 2010)

Max Eigenmann did the most for FHM for the year 2010. She was fearless. This issue gave Max Eigenmann ‘maximum exposure’. I commend the FHM team for doing a risky theme for someone whose name in the showbiz industry gives everyone a great recall. It was like Krista Ranillo‘s August 2008 FHM debut. Only riskier, braver, bolder and better (but less controversial).

We love the babes. (Ingrid Holm, Mic Salazar, Lisa Marie, Trisha Alvarez and Giane Sales)

We love the articles just the same. We have this guide on how to be famous in 15 minutes (Be Famous Now!), the explainer on El Niño and La Niña (Where Do All the Rain Go/Come From?), and an interview with TBLA participant Kevin Yue.

Here are some photos from Max Eigenmann’s cover story:

FHM #121 (August 2010)

This is FHM in 3D. Not really the whole magazine, but in some parts only. The good parts.

Priscilla Meirelles is this issue’s muse. Her photos were OK, so to speak. I find the shoot a bit bland although some of her black and white photos delivered. She is a Brazilian beauty queen. How can you go wrong with that? But the photos seem to be lacking of something, I just can’t put my finger on it. Maybe this is caused by some unfortunate events prior to their shoot.

Here are some photos of Priscilla from this issue’s cover story:

Other babes featured in this issue were Mocha Girls, Mae and Jhane, (it was really awkward typing the letter ‘H’. jejemuch) the Playgirls and Fil-Brit Margarita Hall.

Good articles in this issue are NSFW Pinoy Websites,  Life 2.0 or the guide on internet life and FHM duo SuperBonngg! and BA Borleo’s adventure to becoming male models good enough to make it to Cosmo’s Bachelor bash.

Did I mention that this issue (or some parts of it) is in 3D? Yes, FHM 3D-fied some of their hottest babes like Angel Locsin, Cristine Reyes, Katrina Halili and others. Check out some of the 3D-fied FHM babes below. *Click to enlarge. You know how this works.*

(more FHM 3D images from this blog)

But what made this FHM 3D thing a knockout were the 3D-fied Premiere Vixens in their wet nakedness. Check out the samples. (WARNING: the images are NSFW)

*NSFW IMAGES WERE REMOVED DUE TO SOME SELFISH REASONS*

BUT since I bought the back issue, there are no 3D glasses included on the purchase. BUMMER. No geek explosion for me.

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I hope these issues will be enough until I get my hands on FHM March 2011 probably on Sunday, after church. Plus each back issue costs 70 pesos (but Filbar’s sells their Max Eigenmann FHM’s for 90 pesos. I bought mine on Booksale) so these magazines cost like a current issue. Good deal, right?

UPDATE:

Here is Solenn Heussaff’s cover photo for FHM March 2011. I can’t wait to get my hands on her, er, FHM issue. Lucky horses.

 

Polished to Perfection

*images courtesy of FHM.com.ph